So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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