i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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