Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Randomize
