Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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