State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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