Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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