i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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