I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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