well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
operation harelip BJ is a go
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
