so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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