Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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