I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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