Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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