Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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