those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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