Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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