You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
