Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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