You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
