sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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