Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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