how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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