what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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