then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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