No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He has the fingertips of a God
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