I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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