Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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