The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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