Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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