you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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