sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He shit in the fireplace
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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