Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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