I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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