you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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