it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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