i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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