Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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