We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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