Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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