thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
sex on a bike is impossible
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