I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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