love makes seman taste better
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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