margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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