I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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