I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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