you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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