Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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