What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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