Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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