wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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