quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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