just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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