I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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